(Mom says ALL these apply to us)
~You know that pets are people, too
~You want a way to talk and brag about your pet even more than you already do
~You don't undestand why EVERYONE does not want to hear about EVERY cute thing your pet does...especially since EVERYTHING they do is sooooo ADORABLE!
~You spend more on vet bills than on human doctor bills
~You can't go to Wal-Mart or anywhere without buying your pet a new toy (because your pet doesn't have enough toys already)
~You call your pet by more affectionate nicknames than your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse
~You sleep in the same bed as your pet (but only because your pet lets you)
~You would eat Ramen noodles so your pet could have the top-dollar food
~Or, of course, if you just LOVE YOUR PET!!!