GREEN treats?!!?!?!?!

Uhhhh, so Mom went to the vet today to get me some more food. She decided to "try" to be nice and buy me a little Valentine's Day bandana that is red, pink, and white and says "I love only you" (Whatever....). Now get this! Mom bought me treats. Good right? WRONG!!!! They're HEALTHY treats!!! They're liver flavoured feline greenies that are supposed to clean teeth and freshen breath. What... the..... Needless to say, I just took one sniff and walked away. Mom said they were expensive and wanted me to give them a try. NO WAY MOM! Gross.... She thinks I'm possibly fussier than my Auntie J-J...