Gee, thanks Mom!

Where is the justice around here for the king?? I'm a good boy, I cuddle with Mom (even when I don't feel like it), and I'm Mom's source of "therapy". Yet what does she do to me this morning??? She closes the fridge door on my tail! Mind you, she didn't close the door hard, and she did apologize about a gazilion times, but that's not the point! She should be more careful with royalty proudly walking around with his tail up high in the air!